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Archive
of Selected Past Rallies.
Marvel at the legacy of Delicious.
Lament at those events you have missed. Rejoice at the opportunity
to redeem yourself by attending in the future. Psydde Delicious
shares his joy and his love knows no bounds.
APRIIL
2006
April 3
FAST
CHEAP - SIDESHOW FREAKS NIGHT!: The first in a month long set of
circus themed Fast Cheap Parties!!! Violet Sweet dances the early
box from 10 to 11, Dancers Kiki Berlin and Violet Sweet all night.
As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
April
10
FAST
CHEAP - PONY GIRLS NIGHT: Featuring Violet Sweet and Kitty.. these
pony girls give new meaning to the "petting zoo"! VIOLET
SWEET on the box early 10 - 11. Dancers Lil' Steph and Kitty all
night. As always, $1 PBR 's from 10 to 11!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
April 13
ROCK 'N' ROLL QUEER BAR: Rock 'n' Roll Queer
Bar returns to North 3rd!! Come get your fag on at North 3rd's scandalous
back room... 3rd and Brown Streets in Northern Liberties! Open to
homos and breeders of all persuasions, genders, and political views!
Rock and Roll Revolution spun by Psydde Delicious, Heavy handed
bartending, and free drink (bar's choice) to anyone who whips their
schlong out on the bar.. (male or female)! Party starts a 10! www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
April 17
FAST
CHEAP - FETISH CLOWNS NIGHT: Come let
your inner clown free! Big noses, bicycle horns, and naughty clowns...
this is the one Psydde has been waiting for! Violet Sweet dancing
early 10-11. You could be our Cheap Slut of the Night! As always,
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Dancers Stephanie and Kurtis all night.
www.FastCheapParty.com
April 20
PORNAOKE: Psydde Delicious is sure
to offend once again as his latest debauchery, Pornaoke, slithers
into a new venue.. Clube Kama Sutra in Philadelphia! Pornaoke offers
guests the chance to grab a mic and contribute their own "sound
effects" to clips from everyone's favorite moments in Porn!
We provide the scenes, YOU provide the screams! Club Kama Sutra,
Philly!
www.Pornaoke.com
April 24
FAST
CHEAP - TIGHT ROPES AND BIG TOPS: The
grand finale of our circus month! Come get smashed under the big
top! Violet Sweet dancing 10-11. Melissa and Heather dance all night.
As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Amateur go-go late night...
do you have what it takes to be our Cheap Slut of the Night?
www.FastCheapParty.com
DECEMBER
2005
Dec
2
DELICIOUS BOUTIQUE GRAND OPENING:
Psydde and Amy Delicious celebrate the opening of the Delicious
Boutique at Liberties Walk! Live music, Hellcat Burlesque, fire-breathing,
unicyclists, and of course... corsets!
www.DeliciousBoutique.com
Dec
4
FAST
CHEAP - HELLCAT DOWN DOWN: Kiki Berlin, Violet Sweet, and Candy
Mayhem dance! Guest Dj'ing by Hellcats Athena Lourdes and Becky
Vomit!
www.FastCheapParty.com
Dec
11
FAST
CHEAP - BALLBUSTERS ON PARADE!!: Come
march with the Fast Cheap ballbusters! As always, $1 PBR's from
10 to 11!!! Dancers Stephanie and Kitty.!
www.FastCheapParty.com
Dec
14
ROCK
'N' ROLL QUEER BAR: Rock 'n' Roll Queer Bar returns to North 3rd!!
Come get your fag on at North 3rd's scandalous back room... 3rd
and Brown Streets in Northern Liberties! Open to homos and breeders
of all persuasions, genders, and political views! Rock and Roll
Revolution spun by Psydde Delicious, Heavy handed bartending, and
free drink (bar's choice) to anyone who whips their schlong out
at the DJ booth.. (male or female)! Party starts at 10!
www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
Dec
18
FAST CHEAP - YELLOW SNOW SPECTACULAR: We celebrate the yellow snow
of winter! As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11!!! Dancers, Stephanie
and Kurtis.!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
NOVEBER
2005
Nov
6
FAST
CHEAP - IF IT GLITTERS IT'S GOLD: Dancers Kiki Berlin and Violet
Sweet go all out mod for tonights glittery gold gala! DJ Major Wood!
As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11!
www.FastCheapParty.com
Nov
9
ROCK
'N' ROLL QUEER BAR: Rock 'n' Roll Queer Bar returns to North 3rd!!
Come get your fag on at North 3rd's scandalous back room... 3rd
and Brown Streets in Northern Liberties! Open to homos and breeders
of all persuasions, genders, and political views! Rock and Roll
Revolution spun by Psydde Delicious, Heavy handed bartending, and
free drink (bar's choice) to anyone who whips their schlong out
at the DJ booth.. (male or female)! Party starts at 10!
www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
Nov
13
FAST
CHEAP - ROLLERDERBY AFTERPARTY!!: Come
party with the Philly Roller Girls after their premiere exhibition
bout! As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11!!! Dancers Stephanie and
Kitty.!
www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
Nov
19
DIABOLIQUE IX: CIRQUE DIABOLIQUE- Passional
and Delicious Corsets present the naughtiest show on Earth! A Charity
masquerade/fetish ball benefitting The Mazzoni Health Center and
Attic Youth Center. Costume, circus gear, or fetish wear manditory!
No cameras. Emerald City Nightclub, 470 N. 2nd Street.
www.DiaboliqueBall.org
Nov
20
FAST CHEAP - KILLPOP AFTERPARTY: Official KillPop Art Show Afterparty!
As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11!!! Dancers, Stephanie and Kurtis.!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
Nov
27
FAST
CHEAP - CRASH BANG BOOM: Our
friends Rob & Steph of Crash Bang Boom (formerly Zipperhead)
present a metal studded evening of punk rock proportion! Amateur
go-go late night! Fast Cheap Dancers Melissa and Courtney work the
box!
www.FastCheapParty.com
OCTOBER
2005
Oct
2
FAST
CHEAP - MONSTER SURF MADNESS!: Get down to monster-surf hits and
psychobilly spun by the unstoppable Major Wood! Our goulish go-go
dancers take you to the edge of sexual sanity! Kiki Berlin and Violet
Sweet dance! $1 PBR's from 10 to 11.!
www.FastCheapParty.com
Oct
9
FAST
CHEAP - MISSING-EYE MAYHEM: Start off your Halloween season in the
spirit of Fast Cheap... where taking the costumes off is just as
much fun as putting them on. Special prize for best costume out
of costume! Be creative (and dirty!) Steph and Kitty dance! $1 PBR's
from 10 to 11.
www.FastCheapParty.com
Oct
12
ROCK 'N' ROLL QUEER BAR: Rock 'n' Roll Queer
Bar returns to North 3rd!! Come get your fag on at North 3rd's scandalous
back room... 3rd and Brown Streets in Northern Liberties! Open to
homos and breeders of all persuasions, genders, and political views!
Rock and Roll Revolution spun by Psydde Delicious, Heavy handed
bartending, and free drink (bar's choice) to anyone who whips their
schlong out at the DJ booth.. (male or female)! Party starts at
10!
www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
Oct 16
FAST CHEAP - OPEN SORE: Our devilish dancers
take you to hell and back... virgin sacrifices, goat's blood coctails,
and satanic cult rituals. The evil Major Wood provides aural assaults..
Stephanie and Kurtis.
www.FastCheapParty.com
Oct
23
FAST CHEAP - TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARRA: Pre-Halloween week the Fast
Cheap way... with the ever popular seasonal tribute to virgin vampires
of the undead!! Melissa Bang-Bang and Courtney Shea are exhumed
at Fluid with the virginal love they always spread while alive...
be there for the blood feast!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
Oct 25
PUNK
ROCK KARAOKE - Come slur along
to your favorite punk rock tunes! Sponsored by Zipperhead, Tattooed
Moms, Poison Apple Tattoo and more.. Sing on the Pontiac stage backed
by Chub Rock's super band, Snack Flag! Spun by Psydde Delicious.
Oct
30
FAST CHEAP - TIED TO A WEREWOLF:
Come party at your South Street Fast Cheap haunt on Halloween...
and on Monday join us in Old City for Vamps & Tramps at Lucy's
Hat Shop....
www.FastCheapParty.com
Oct 31
FAST CHEAP - VAMPS & TRAMPS @ LUCYS: The Fast Cheap crew (or
fascimiles there of ) return to Lucy's Hat Shop, 247 Market Street
in Old City for the 7th annual Halloween bash, Vamps & Tramps!.
Devilish dj's, diabolical dancers, costumed freaks, and sooo much
more! Special guests Hellcat Burlesque!
www.FastCheapParty.com
JUNE
2005
June 5
FAST
CHEAP - HELLCAT DOWN, DOWN!: A special evening brought to you by
Philly's rough and tumble Hellcat Burlesque Troop!!! Violet Sweet
dances the early box from 10 to 11, Dancers Kiki Berlin and Violet
Sweet all night. As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
June8
ROCK
'N' ROLL QUEER BAR: Rock 'n' Roll Queer Bar returns to North 3rd!!
Come get your fag on at North 3rd's scandalous back room... 3rd
and Brown Streets in Northern Liberties! Open to homos and breeders
of all persuasions, genders, and political views! Rock and Roll
Revolution spun by Psydde Delicious, Heavy handed bartending, and
free drink (bar's choice) to anyone who whips their schlong out
on the bar.. (male or female)! Party starts a 10!
www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
June12
FAST CHEAP - PUNK
ROCK PROM: A tribute party for the Philly Rollergirls, Philly's
own Roller Derby Team! Come with a date, or come stag (and find
yerself a nice RollerGirl date!) Prom pictures, slow dances, projected
prom film footage, and more. Come out and support the team! $6 Cover
Tonight. Violet Sweet dancing early 10-11. You could be our Cheap
Slut of the Night! As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Dancers
Stephanie and Kurtis all night.
www.FastCheapParty.com
June19
FAST
CHEAP - HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME!:
A birthday celebration in honor of your most humble party host,
Mr. Psydde Delicious. Come enjoy a slice of Psydde cake, some Psydde
balloons, a rowsing game of "Pin the Tail on the Psydde, Psydde
down and have a beer, and of course remember to bring a present
or two for PSYDDE!. Melissa and Violet dance all night. As always,
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Amateur go-go late night... do you have
what it takes to be our Cheap Slut of the Night?
www.FastCheapParty.com
June21
PUNK ROCK KARAOKE
- Come slur along to your favorite punk rock tunes! Sponsored by
Zipperhead, Tattooed Moms, Poison Apple Tattoo and more.. Sing on
the Pontiac stage backed by Chub Rock's super band, Snack Flag!
Spun by Psydde Delicious.
June26
FAST
CHEAP - POGO-A-GO-GO: Come enjoy our Clown Crawl finale complete
with go-go dancing clowns, balloons, confetti, water squirting flowers,
bicycle horns, and mrore! Clown-core spun by DJ Friggster. Violet
Sweet dances 10 to 11, Melissa and Kurtis dance all nitght. As always,
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Amateur go-go late night... do you have
what it takes to be our Cheap Clown Slut of the Night?
www.FastCheapParty.com
May 2005
May
1
FAST
CHEAP - BROKEN GLASS - A TRIBUTE TO HAZEL O'CONNER: Come join the
professionals as we pay homage to Hazel O'Conner. It does'nt get
more new wave than this!!! Violet Sweet dances the early box from
10 to 11, Dancers Kiki Berlin and Violet Sweet all night. As always,
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
May
8
FAST
CHEAP - SINFUL STEPMOTHERS: Featuring Violet Sweet, Lil Steph, and
Kitty.. Beware these StepMonsters! VIOLET SWEET on the box early
10 - 11. Dancers Lil' Steph and Kitty all night. As always, $1 PBR
's from 10 to 11!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
May 11
ROCK 'N' ROLL QUEER BAR:
Rock 'n' Roll Queer Bar returns to North 3rd!! Come get your fag
on at North 3rd's scandalous back room... 3rd and Brown Streets
in Northern Liberties! Open to homos and breeders of all persuasions,
genders, and political views! Rock and Roll Revolution spun by Psydde
Delicious, Heavy handed bartending, and free drink (bar's choice)
to anyone who whips their schlong out on the bar.. (male or female)!
Party starts a 10!
www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
May 15
FAST
CHEAP - TIE ME UP, TIE ME
DOWN: Rope fun at Fast Cheap! Bring your own, or just watch us use
ours... feel free to particiapte! Violet Sweet dancing early 10-11.
You could be our Cheap Slut of the Night! As always, $1 PBR's from
10 to 11 !!! Dancers Stephanie and Kurtis all night.
www.FastCheapParty.com
May
17
PUNK
ROCK KARAOKE - Come slur along
to your favorite punk rock tunes! Sponsored by Zipperhead, Tattooed
Moms, Poison Apple Tattoo and more.. Sing on the Pontiac stage backed
by Chub Rock's super band, Snack Flag! Spun by Psydde Delicious.
May 22
FAST
CHEAP - NAUGHTY GIRL SCOUT
JAMBOREE!: Hey Mister, wanna buy a cookie! Merit badges you never
knew existed! Violet Sweet dancing 10-11. Melissa and Violet dance
all night. As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Amateur go-go late
night... do you have what it takes to be our Cheap Slut of the Night?
www.FastCheapParty.com
May 29
FAST
CHEAP - POGO-A-GO-GO: Come enjoy our Clown Crawl teaser complete
with go-go dancing clowns, balloons, confetti, water squirting flowers,
bicycle horns, and mrore! Clown-core spun by DJ Friggster. Violet
Sweet dances 10 to 11, Melissa and Kurtis dance all nitght. As always,
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Amateur go-go late night... do you have
what it takes to be our Cheap Clown Slut of the Night?
www.FastCheapParty.com
APRIL 2005
April
3
FAST
CHEAP - SIDESHOW FREAKS NIGHT!: The first in a month long set of
circus themed Fast Cheap Parties!!! Violet Sweet dances the early
box from 10 to 11, Dancers Kiki Berlin and Violet Sweet all night.
As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
April
10
FAST
CHEAP - PONY GIRLS NIGHT: Featuring Violet Sweet and Kitty.. these
pony girls give new meaning to the "petting zoo"! VIOLET
SWEET on the box early 10 - 11. Dancers Lil' Steph and Kitty all
night. As always, $1 PBR 's from 10 to 11!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
April 13
ROCK 'N' ROLL QUEER BAR: Rock 'n'
Roll Queer Bar returns to North 3rd!! Come get your fag on at North
3rd's scandalous back room... 3rd and Brown Streets in Northern
Liberties! Open to homos and breeders of all persuasions, genders,
and political views! Rock and Roll Revolution spun by Psydde Delicious,
Heavy handed bartending, and free drink (bar's choice) to anyone
who whips their schlong out on the bar.. (male or female)! Party
starts a 10!
www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
April 17
FAST
CHEAP - FETISH CLOWNS NIGHT: Come let
your inner clown free! Big noses, bicycle horns, and naughty clowns...
this is the one Psydde has been waiting for! Violet Sweet dancing
early 10-11. You could be our Cheap Slut of the Night! As always,
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Dancers Stephanie and Kurtis all night.
www.FastCheapParty.com
April 20
PORNAOKE: Psydde Delicious
is sure to offend once again as his latest debauchery, Pornaoke,
slithers into a new venue.. Clube Kama Sutra in Philadelphia! Pornaoke
offers guests the chance to grab a mic and contribute their own
"sound effects" to clips from everyone's favorite moments
in Porn! We provide the scenes, YOU provide the screams! Club Kama
Sutra, Philly!
www.Pornaoke.com
April 24
FAST
CHEAP - TIGHT ROPES AND BIG TOPS: The
grand finale of our circus month! Come get smashed under the big
top! Violet Sweet dancing 10-11. Melissa and Heather dance all night.
As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Amateur go-go late night...
do you have what it takes to be our Cheap Slut of the Night?
www.FastCheapParty.com
JANUARY 2005
Jan. 2, 2005
FAST
CHEAP - HAPPY NUDE YEAR!: It's our new year celebration to end all
celebrations!! Start the New Year off debauchery and madness by
surrounding yourself in the punk rock raunch that is Fast Cheap!!!
As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
Jan.
9
FAST
CHEAP - A CANNIBAL ATE MY BIKINI: Featuring Violet Sweet and Kitty..
they're man-eaters! VIOLET SWEET on the box early 10 - 11. As always,
$1 PBR 's from 10 to 11!!
www.FastCheapParty.com
Jan. 12
ROCK 'N' ROLL QUEER BAR: Rock 'n' Roll Queer
Bar returns to North 3rd!! Come get your fag on at North 3rd's scandalous
back room... 3rd and Brown Streets in Northern Liberties! Open to
homos and breeders of all persuasions, genders, and political views!
Rock and Roll Revolution spun by Psydde Delicious, Heavy handed
bartending, and free drink (bar's choice) to anyone who whips their
schlong out on the bar.. (male or female)! Party starts a 10! www.RocknRollQueerBar.com
Jan. 16
FAST
CHEAP - JONES CRUSHER: In honor of
our surly doorman's birthday... Violet Sweet dancing early 10-11.
You could be our Cheap Slut of the Night! As always, $1 PBR's from
10 to 11 !!! Dancers Stephanie and Kurtis.
www.FastCheapParty.com
Jan. 18
PUNK
ROCK KARAOKE: PRK returns to the Pontiac with more of Philly's Finest
Amature Drumken Punk Rock Slurring backed by a live punk rock band!
Step up on the legendary Pontiac stage and butcher your favorite
punk rock classics played by a Philadelphia Punk Rock Super Band!
Feat. members of Smut, Stray Bullets, and Dead Meat.Party starts
a 9! Pontiac Grille, South Street.
Pontiac Grille, 3rd & South Street, 10pm.
Jan. 23
FAST
CHEAP - 70'S PORN SEX-TACULAR: Aaahhh
remember the days of porn before pubic hair trimming... the awful
hair styles, you could just smell the musk cologne! Tonight, 70's
porn projections, early dancer Violet Sweet 10-11, Dancers Melissa
and Kitty. As always, $1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Amateur go-go late
night... do you have what it takes to be our Cheap Slut of the Night?
www.FastCheapParty.com
Jan. 26
PORNAOKE: Psydde Delicious is sure
to offend once again as his latest debauchery, Pornaoke, slithers
into Philadelphia December 29th! Pornaoke offers guests the chance
to grab a mic and contribute their own "sound effects"
to clips from everyone's favorite moments in Porn! We provide the
scenes, YOU provide the screams! Lucy's Hat Shop, 247 Market Street,
Philly!
www.Pornaoke.com
Jan. 30, 2005
FAST
CHEAP - GENITAL POLAROID NIGHT: Happy
Genital Polaroid Night! Bring a photo of your genitals to bestow
upon Psydde Delicious in exchange for a free drink at the bar. (Of
course we'll also have a Polaroid on hand for backroom photography!)
Later in the night we'll try to pin the genitals on the owner! Violet
Sweet dancing 10-11. Melissa and Heather dance all night. As always,
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11 !!! Amateur go-go late night... do you have
what it takes to be our Cheap Slut of the Night?
www.FastCheapParty.com
OCTOBER 2004
Oct. 3
MONSTER SURF MAYHEM: Get down to monster-surf hits and psychobilly
spun by the unstoppable Major Wood! Our goulish go-go dancers take
you to the edge of sexual sanity! Kiki Berlin and Violet Sweet dance!
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11.
Oct. 10
PRE-HALLOWEEN TERROR FETISH BASH: Start off your Halloween season
in the spirit of Fast Cheap... where taking the costumes off is
just as much fun as putting them on. Special prize for best costume
out of costume! Be creative (and dirty!) Steph and Kitty dance!
$1 PBR's from 10 to 11.
Wed.
Oct.
13
ROCK N ROLL QUEER BAR: An irreverant circus for the homopunk, queer-rocker
set.. get your FAG on!! Held at N3rd , 3rd & Brown St reets.
10pm. NO COVER! Frolicking DJ Psydde Delicious. Flash your dick
to the DJ (male or female) and get a free drink! (Exhibitionism,
Voyeurism, and Alcoholism all at once!)
Oct.
17
SHE-DEVIL SEXCAPADE: Our devilish dancers take you to hell and back...
virgin sacrifices, goat's blood coctails, and satanic cult rituals.
The evil Major Wood provides aural assaults.. Stephanie and Kurtis.
Oct. 24
VIRGIN VAMPIRES: Pre-Halloween week the Fast Cheap way... with the
ever popular seasonal tribute to virgin vampires of the undead!!
Melissa Bang-Bang and Courtney Shea are exhumed at Fluid with the
virginal love they always spread while alive... be there for the
blood feast!!
Wed.
Oct. 27
PORNAOKE: Psydde Delicious is sure to offend once again as his latest
debauchery, Pornaoke, returns to Lucy's Hat Shop! Pornaoke offers
guests the chance to grab a mic and contribute their own "sound
effects" to clips from everyone's favorite moments in Porn!
We provide the scenes, YOU provide the screams! www.Pornaoke.com
Sun.
Oct. 31
THE OFFICIAL FLUID FAST CHEAP HALLOWEEN PARTY!: The first every
actual Halloween night in 5 years to fall on a Sunday! ..This calls
for TWO parties!! Come party at your regular South Street Fast Cheap
haunt on Halloween... or if you're in the Old City area, join us
at Lucy's Hat Shop....
And Also
Sun.
Oct.
31
THE OFFICIAL OLD CITY 4th ANNUAL VAMPS & TRAMPS @ LUCY'S: For
the first time ever, two Fast Cheap Halloween parties on the same
night, in different locations! How will Delicious do it?! The Fast
Cheap crew (or fascimiles there of ) return to Lucy's Hat Shop,
247 Market Street in Old City for another annual Halloween Bash.
Clone dj's, clone dancers, costumed freaks, and sooo much more!
Live webcast of the South Street Fast Cheap Party on the big screen!
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